Mar 28, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57
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#3161
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*pats head and rubs my tummy at the same time, sips beer*
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:04 AM // 00:04
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#3162
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*Argh!*
*you leave me no choice*
* u must die hehehe*
*starts shooting red lasar beams from my eyes*
*I Pwnd U is running around the walls of the bar *
*like a chicken with his head cut off*
*LOL!!*
*oops!*
*"I did accidentially cut off his head with my lasar beams*
*question is which head? lol*
*sorry couldnt resist*
*what ya expect..hiccup!*
*I'm drunk*
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:14 AM // 00:14
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#3163
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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"im the head thats on fire!" *gets head, puts it back on, sips beer*
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:34 AM // 00:34
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#3164
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*U.....U are i sooo much trouble*
*zaps again with red lasar beams*
*misses hit the keg full of beer*
*Splash!*
*ok everyone Beer on the FLOOR!"
*hmm thought that was suppose to be beer on the house hehe*
*oh well....*
*blinks*
*give me a bottle of Jack*
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35
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#3165
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*dodges laser, sips beer* "hehehehe OMG RUN AWAY!!!" *runs from atila and her evil laser beam!*
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:42 AM // 00:42
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#3166
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*puts hands on hips again*
*think to herself*
"Well..it's bout time 'round here!"
*Like Rodney Dangerfield always said
"Dont get no respect!"
"Muhahahaha U better RUN and Dodge....hmmmm"
*sounds like the Ranger is in town*
*Doesn't a Ranger have Dodge and Storm Chaser*
*pours jack in a shot glass*
*downs in one swig*
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:46 AM // 00:46
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#3167
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Ascalonian Squire
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atila shoots lasers at a mirror and vaporizes herself
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Mar 29, 2006, 12:51 AM // 00:51
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#3168
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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"Oh no!! What a world what a world!!!"
*evaporates into thin air"
" I will get u my pretty and ur little doggie to Batou!!!"
*the steam travels into a new dimension*
*seeks the Vaporizer Wizard*
"Change me back..change me back Hurry I gotta kill someone"
*Poof.....I will return soooooooon!*
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Mar 29, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23
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#3169
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*guzzles beer*
"there happy?"
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Mar 29, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33
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#3170
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*much better hehehe*
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Mar 29, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39
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#3171
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*guzzles more beer*
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Mar 29, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53
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#3172
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*rolls eyes*
*reminds me of John Wayne*
*He was the King of the one-liners*
*chuckles*
*so who loves u baby?*
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Mar 29, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58
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#3173
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*guzzles more beer* "ok im getting drunk way to fast, this is why i sipped it!"
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Mar 29, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59
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#3174
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*ok ok ok go back to sipping lol*
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Mar 29, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59
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#3175
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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"bout time." *sips beer*
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Mar 29, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03
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#3176
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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*cheers*
*sips beer*
*i'm to tired to start a fight tonight*
*cracks nut with teeth*
*digs out the meat of the nut*
*chews it up*
*swallows*
*hmmm good!*
*sips beer and washes it down*
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Mar 29, 2006, 04:05 AM // 04:05
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#3177
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sips beer, eats meat*
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Mar 29, 2006, 04:07 AM // 04:07
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#3178
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Ascalonian Squire
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asks, "WHO vaporized the bartender?"
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Mar 29, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12
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#3179
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights [sfk]
Profession: W/Mo
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"um, wasnt meeeee! it was HIM!"
*points finger at I pwnd U*
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Mar 29, 2006, 05:52 AM // 05:52
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#3180
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*falls into a fit of laughter when everyone in the bar points at pwned at the same time and says "he did it!"*
lol *"you just cant get a break pwned"*
*tosses pwned another beer*
*retreats back out to the veranda for some quality hotub time*
*does a shot of jack*
*hops in hotub with a beer*
*sips beer*
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